Don't know how to celebrate? Didn;t realize March had something to celebrate in it? Well, have no fear (unless you are wearing a No Fear t-shirt, in that case, nicely done to keep that in wearable shaped after the mid 1990's, I mean that shirt has got to have some wind burn from all the people running away after reading your terrifying, inspriational yet catchy T-shirt slogan.)
Step 1: Realize March is Women’s History Month.
Self: It’s Women’s History Month
Step 2: React.
Self: What? March is Women’s History Month?
Step 3: Get distracted by cats.
Self: Oh, there’s that one cat video I haven’t seen yet.
Step 4: Keep being distracted.
Self: Look at those kittens!
Step 5. Remember.
Self: Oh yeah? What was I doing?
Step 6: Memory kicks in.
Self: It’s Women’s History Month! But how am I supposed to celebrate it? I use the internet for cats, not for learning about historical women.
Step 7: Solutionize.
Self: If only I could go to a sketch comedy show that is held in a combo theater/restaurant/bowling alley in Uptown, Minneapolis and have the chance to win fabulous prizes.
Step 8: Reap rewards.